Premature Solicitation

Dr Misner even got a mention in the Telegraph about
the latest problems in social media: Premature solicitation

Its actually not a joke in anyway but a great networking tip. It made me laugh alot so its in here ! What a term !

He also told a story about going onto a chat show straight after the Village People who had blown the house away......his slot on networking was looking a little shaky following on from YMCA being sung by the whole aidience on their feet !

He did however blow the house away in a much more effective way !

But that will have to wait for another post !

Jokes

There are two types of people: Those who walk into a room and say,'Well,here I'm,' and those who walk into a room and say,'Ah there you are.'

Jokes

We must do lunch sometimes the polite euphemism for,'I don't care if I never see you again'

It's easier to shoot your wife than to have to shoot a different man every week.

Brains are never a handicap to a girl if she hides them under a see-through blouse.