Jokes

There are two types of people: Those who walk into a room and say,'Well,here I'm,' and those who walk into a room and say,'Ah there you are.'

Jokes

We must do lunch sometimes the polite euphemism for,'I don't care if I never see you again'

It's easier to shoot your wife than to have to shoot a different man every week.

Brains are never a handicap to a girl if she hides them under a see-through blouse.

Definition of Mathematics

the latest joke from my teenage son ! What you doing ? Maths he says

"add  bed, subtract clothes, divide legs and then multiply"