Jokes

There are two types of people: Those who walk into a room and say,'Well,here I'm,' and those who walk into a room and say,'Ah there you are.'

Jokes

We must do lunch sometimes the polite euphemism for,'I don't care if I never see you again'

It's easier to shoot your wife than to have to shoot a different man every week.

Brains are never a handicap to a girl if she hides them under a see-through blouse.

jake a day

A cowboy and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.
He said, "We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room with a good strong bed."
The clerk winked, "You want the 'Bridal'?"
The cowboy reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nope, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

Is laugh all we can do ?

There are 2000 known terrorist suspects in the UK that are allowed to remain free to plot and action terrorist plots.

Now thats funny !

Write to your MP and tell them you are not laughing !

Exchange Rate Management

I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me,
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious
she was a little irritated. . . . .

She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pounds fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change ?'

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'

The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!''