There are 2000 known terrorist suspects in the UK that are allowed to remain free to plot and action terrorist plots.
Now thats funny !
Write to your MP and tell them you are not laughing !
Sunday, 24 January 2010
Friday, 15 January 2010
Exchange Rate Management
I guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me,
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious
she was a little irritated. . . . .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pounds fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change ?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!''
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in front of me,
an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for pounds. It was obvious
she was a little irritated. . . . .
She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat pounds fo yen.
Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change ?'
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations.'
The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people too!''
Saturday, 12 December 2009
Strategic Digital Marketing and Boris Johnson
Boris Johnson made me laugh the other night after explaining cycling was a great solution to warding off obesity he remarked that the only downside was people shouting "you tory tosser" to him as he cycled to work ! His words not mine ! I guess comments like this are all just part of his strategic digital marketing plan. Im sure there will be some video footage of this using video optimisation to distribute it throughout the search engines.
Wednesday, 7 October 2009
Monday, 30 March 2009
Pub Humour
On the inside of a toilet door: Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
Saturday, 28 March 2009
Definition of Mathematics
the latest joke from my teenage son ! What you doing ? Maths he says
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